Okay, i've watched the Tekken Movie, it SUCKS!!!! seriously, that's one of the worst adaptions i've ever saw. and here i'll list down 10 reasons why it sucks!
1. Heihachi is good guy? that's stupid
2. Kazuya has beard. (wth!?)
3. Raven's not a ninja...
4. Dragunov smiles
5. Steve fox looks older than nina(his mom)
6. nina and anna are on a good term? ==.
7. Jin was born coz Jun was raped by Kazuya ==""!! it should hve been because of the love affair of those two
8. Marshall is not using jeet kune do
9. Chrytine is not using capoeira
10 it's totally, completely out of the original story!
even the original tekken staffs says the movie sucks, they weren't even allowed to supervise the making of the movie
continue the list if u wanted to...
i agree with all of those..except wat u say abt jun and kazuya. 1 of the tekken game states that jun was raped by him, not sure which tekken though
ReplyDelete11. How hard it is for bryan fury to even shave his annoying mustache.
ReplyDeleteand to Steven. they got intimate. jun wasn't raped by him. she got drawn to him because of the devil gene. After she got pregnant the devil tried to posses jin kazama. but jun defeated him. So they got together because of a mysterious force. but NOOOOO RAPING ever occured between these two.
12. Christie is not even Brazilian
ReplyDelete13. Paul Phoenix could have been played either by Ron Perlman or Hugh Jackman. Because nobody can portray neither Marshall or Forrest Law exept bruce lee (god rest his soul). So why not exclude Law for once.
ReplyDelete14. Jin Kazama is another damn dragonball evolution Justin Chatwin ripoff!. Jon Foo dont even look like Jin, dont sound like jin, NOR ACT LIKE JIN. Not even the same fighting style!!!! ;S
15. Tekken Force are now known as Jacks....as nostalgia critic would say: WHAT A FUCKING LOAD!.
16. No reference to the Devil Gene, Ogre not even the whacky Azazel... AT ALL!
17. Timeline is not even at the real tekken timeline.
18. Jin didnt even have the Famous devil tattoo in his arm.
19. There was PLENTY and i mean PLENTY of good actors to replace all these lowlife fucks (exception of Lateef Crowder, Bryan fury's and Raven's actor,) Lei Wulong : Jackie Chan. Craig Marduk : Nathan Jones. etc etc.
totally agreed this f*cks up the whole storyline of the game.
ReplyDeletethe movie could be awesome if they just stick to the original game story.
they could make it in parts like they did with star wars and stuf.
i really they some other producer redoes this cause its really a good idea RAPED
Everything was out of how Tekken was created, I'm surprised they let it be filmed that way, knowing many people are going to dislike it. From how Jin was portrayed to how the story flowed. It was a total chaos. Raven got hit by a bullet? What happened to his speed? And his cool moves? Dragonuv uses weapons and not a grappler? Haha...
ReplyDelete-Jin Falls for Christie . . WHAT?!?!Seriously??
ReplyDelete-Christie becomes Jin's best friend . .
-Christie no longer fights with capoeira, instead she uses martial arts . .
-Dragunov sucked . .
-Raiden sucked instead of being a ninja he was some kind of show off . .
-Nina and Anna sleep with Kazuya when ever the fuck he wants . .
-Jacks look like ninjas mixed with Yoshimitsu .
-Heihachi did not fight at all . .
-Nina, Anna, Yoshimitsu and Bryan worked for Kazuya??!! Is that part of the story?!
-They could have used contact lens for Dragunov or something . . HE SUCKED!! And he's one of my favorite characters . . Makeup for his scars would have been nice . .
-Kazuya faught Jin with Axes?? Really?? Why?!! Coward!!!
-The only truths about the story in the movie are:
1-Jun is dead
2-Heihachi is Kazuya's father
3-Kazuya is Jin's father
4-Yoshimitsu fights with a sword
5-Eddy fights with capoeira
6-Anna and Nina are sisters
So out of a whole 1 hour film . . With a huge storyline . . Only 6 things make sence with the real story . . The rest is bull crap . .
20. WHERE IS HWOARANG???!!! :'(
ReplyDeleteKAZUYA DID NOT AND I REPEAT DID NOT RAPE JUN IT SAYS IN THE STORYLINE of TEKKEN 3 THAT JUN CAME ON TO KAZUYA HE DIDN'T FORCE HIMSELF ON HER WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP! I CALL BULLSHIT JIN FALLS FOR CHRISTIE I DON'T EVEN THINK THEY MEET IN THE ORIGINAL STORYLINE IF ANYTHING JIN WOULD FALL IN LOVE WITH XIAUYU NOT CHRISTEIE THATS EDDIES GIRL
ReplyDeleteYou got that right! My cherish childhood game story get raped like that! i'm 16 now and i hope Tekken Blood Vengeance will be 1000% much better than this Piece of HORSE SHIT!! And Jin would fall in love with Xiaoyu, not a fucking Christie!
ReplyDelete...Oh wait, that wasn't Christie. That was some Caucasian bitch, who pretends to be her, but FAILS!
ReplyDelete1.wheres asuka?
ReplyDelete2.Jin Kazuya Hiehachi didnt have electricity
3.Seriusly?! just 1 slash of the axe to kazuya its over?
4.Bryan fury should be an unbreakale metal just like in his ending in tekken a helicopter hits him and survives
5.steve fox is older than his mom? (nina)
6.Jin Walks like a girl
7.Kazuya has a beard
8.paul should have defeated forest law with his fire punch move
9.dragunov got killed by bryan fury in like 30
secs :P
10.Steve fox have Gauntlets rather than boxing gloves :|
Why is it that when people make movies based on anime and video games they suck ass, but when people make movies after comics (Marvel and DC) they're good. MAN I HATE PEOPLE!!!
ReplyDeleteI have been playing Tekken for a long time and I have never seen it like this if yall remeber the first street fighter live action movie it was the worst film ever and they did the same thing with tekken I know the tekken storyline very well and I know the movie aint it. As a matter of fact Namco couldn't even see the filming of the film but once it was done he saw and he didn't like it he said it was a cruel contract and if you dont believe me for all does idiots who like that movie go look the movie up in wikipedia.
ReplyDeleteWell. I can't stand that Anna got eaten by some raptor in the movie! There are sence that I hate also.
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